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It's SO HOT OUT! LOL

LOL It's so hot.. Perhaps, as you stumbled in the house, clammy and damp, you said, "Man, it's hot," for what seems like the hundredth time. We know we have and we're tired of repeating ourselves. We figured if our bodies can't be fresh, at least our words can be.

Until the heat peaks in August, try out a hot phrase. They won't make the temperature drop, but they might make you smile. And that's pretty cool.

• It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

• It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.

• It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.

• It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.

• It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.

• It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

• It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

• It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

• It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.

• It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.

• It's hotter than a depot stove.

• It's hot as love in August.

• It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.

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